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TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!


TAGS: sammich can we be your filling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:49 pm
Wasn't quite what I meant when I asked you to make me one... but this is better!


MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...




KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the grape or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


CREAMY FILLINGS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL -


TAGS: shark bite filling
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptainBaked - March 23, 2011, 4:13 pm
HAHA! 5 missing limbs


OPTIMISTIC OR PESIMISTIC -


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...


GOD FILLET - STUFFED WITH VEGEDABLES!


TAGS: menu fail god fillet god fillet greece
Rating: 2.31/5

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moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:58 am
God fillet. It's dericcccious.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:44 am
I'm disappointed that this God no longer comes with vegetables or sauce. Still, I like my god diced, mixed with mayo and served on a hot dog bun, like a lobster roll.
iGy - November 6, 2008, 5:01 am
Yes, this is real. I took the photo of a menu when I was at a "restaurant" type place.


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: bad gas fill the tank
Rating: 4.68/5

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caveman - April 20, 2012, 8:55 am
That's the reaction i was hoping for
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:41 am

lolz


SHAKE IT -




NACHOS -


TAGS: its not like i filled them with ice water
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. Who's handling your appeal?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:11 pm
IF that were true, Air... I'd have said 15th birthday.
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:46 am
the best creations draw on real-life events it seems
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:34 am
Who doesn't like nachos?
GreyScorpion - November 8, 2010, 8:33 am
LOL!! 5L


STOCKINGS -


TAGS: red filled joy gifts cubby
Rating: 4.59/5

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rerun - December 25, 2010, 3:41 pm

as in "everything "butterface" said she was really into the moment?"
TheABC - December 25, 2010, 3:12 pm
I would have made this a butterface, but YOU THE MAN CUBBY!


UPGRADES - You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete


TAGS: you ignore them at your own peril graveyards are filled with the obsolete
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - May 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
What have you DONE?!
just me - May 10, 2010, 5:02 pm
EXTERMINATE!!!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:36 pm
Grandpa R2-B2? Is that you?


NIGHT (MAN) - I can't fight you, man When you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands.


TAGS: every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and i try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and i become the night man jan 30 poster assignment
Rating: 3.5/5

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shmoe13 - December 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
that is a funny as episode
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm
It is an assigned poster but still....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 9:05 am
5 "Always Sunny" lions!


at this point -




'Tis Satan's Night -




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: bartender filler up
Rating: 4.89/5

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forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:30 pm
How about postnatal abortion?! Great poster btw!
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:45 pm
and they're called "kids"...5L
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 7:25 pm
5imply gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Solid. 5L space


PHOBIAS -




CROSSROADS - CHOOSE WISELY, DIVORCE IS EXPENSIVE -


TAGS: cow filly
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cloudchaser - August 3, 2010, 8:48 am
Chasing that thing they call Rodeo
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 8:39 am
(write what you know)
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 8:39 am
This is great!!!
culos - August 3, 2010, 7:58 am
Bit of a personal thing maybe, I used to have a cow, I now have a filly but it came at a cost :-(


REFILL NOW -




Dresses -


TAGS: dresses silly ridiculous fashion fill out vamps
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 12:06 pm
America doesn't do it correctly. A ton of pasta, and few pieces of shredded chicken? All carbs and no protein. In Sicily or even Italy, you get an even amount. Maybe even more chicken (or sausage) than pasta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 11:56 am
Pasta is one of my biggest enemies....followed closely by chicken wings and grilled cheese sandwiches. It's a love hate relationship.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:50 am
For dinner: ravioli in a meat sauce (preferably sausage) use olive oil, brown diced garlic, fresh basil, and chopped onion. Not Ragu or Prego, or grandma will be pi*sed - use beefsteak tomatoes. Oh, good lord (facepalm) Now I know why we're all heavy :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:41 am
I've almost hurt thin women in a hug. I come from a Sicilian family - on both mom and pop's side. It comes from the Great Depression thinking: If you're skinny, you're not be fed enough.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:39 am
She kept staring and pointing my direction, huddled with her friends the rest the night. Thought about saying something with the word ‘condolences’ in it….buuut there’s really no fixing that. So I don’t get invited to her parties anymore (win win)
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:36 am
Not long ago I congratulated a rather willowy woman on her maternal state by saying something like, ‘so how long til the blessed day?’ Turns out she just had some sorta protruding intestinal problem.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:35 am
Well, I’m right in the middle of you guys. I do prefer ‘full’ (it’s a tribal thing), but gotta admit, petite is good inside a hug…indeed.
steve1961 - July 14, 2013, 2:49 am
Hmmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 2:05 am
man this censor is weird "S-h-o-t-s"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:30 am
None taken. And now I'm sure you understand...Judging someone for being thin is just as cruel as judging someone for being heavy, I've taken a few shots for my portliness, It's not fun.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 10:35 pm
I meant no offense to Mrs. Moo :-( I guess we're demonized by the same issue, but on opposite ends of the spectrum. People think my wife's obese, and she's not. I was just going by whether or not a woman's ribs are prominently visible (again, no offense)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't mean to preach about it, but I've seen how upset it makes Mrs. Moo+ when people (especially other women) call her anorexic. I always tell her that those people are just jealous or ashamed of their own figure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 12:49 pm
Anorexia is a disease and as far as I know Kristen Ritter doesn't have it, she's just skinny. The assumption you just made is exactly the one that's so hurtful to people who are just naturally thin.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 11:49 am
And let's not forget, the camera adds about ten pounds :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 11:46 am
You're right. Not all skinny women are anorexic. However, in the case of the woman above, she's actually anorexic. I wasn't sure until I saw her in a movie wearing nothing but her birthday suit, and her ribs could easily be made out in all their glory.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Just because a woman is thin doesn't make her anorexic. My fiancee is very thin but eats like a horse and definitely doesn't throw it up after....People call her anorexic all the time and it's very hurtful for her to hear it.
Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 10:49 am
Most of the dress 'designers' must really hate the female form given that the majority of their 'designs' at not cut to enhance nor flatter the female form, and when I say female form I mean the one's with curves not the anorexic stick insects.


WASTED AMBITION - I considered getting a job at the landfill till I remembered Dads advice. "A waste is a terrible thing to mind."


TAGS: and now i am the landfill mwuah ha ha haaaaa
Rating: 4/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
Somebody seems to delight in throwing 1's at everything I post these days! TheTrashHeap is irked!
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:14 pm
Thanks Aggy! That was the fastest poster approval EVER!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
5L
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
After the 3rd reading, I finally figured out why I'm getting job offers from them regularly.


New Stuff -




THE CENSUS IS HERE -


TAGS: do your part fill it out it s important
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:28 pm
Dual citizenship... the United States AND Florida!


BEATIFUL DAY -




YODA -


TAGS: produceman117 has left us perhaps for good that fills me with woe star wars cheers me up though cabbage head
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Thanks...the pixies will be happy to hear that. It's good to know everyone misses Produce. Maybe this will inspire him to come back...one day.
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Back to Bart. I'm pullin your leg about the cabbage line. Great poster and very appropriate. Looks just like cabbage. Pixelated cabbage! Hiyo!!! 5L
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:05 pm
Just stating the facts
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:03 pm
Oh ok. 'Casue like 10 minutes ago when you stated "I still have not been told the reason why he left" I kinda figured.....
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Not my business to know
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
@ Dre- Mooooo seems to know the deal with the departure of 117. Maybe if you yodel at him he'd share. Cows love yodleing. And ricola! Oh, and jamesons.....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
A delightful thought!!!!
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:51 pm
Well you'll be missed. Don't know that you'd actually miss anything though. (there's no liquor at the momma mo's house) Although she can cook like the wiiind. Mmmmmmmmmm homemade salsa for your quesadilla!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:47 pm
Otherwise, I'll enjoy a dinner with my parents. And having a cuban girlfriend, I'll probably end up eating a turkey quesadilla, too.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:46 pm
Ummmm huh? I was just referencing the fact that cabbage was brought up in my bye bye to the produce dude. And I got mad jump skillz. see watch....... ......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:45 pm
Sorry, I can't make it, MO... please apologize for me.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:44 pm
I did not steal this and how the Hell do you keep comment jumping me? Are you the Matrix or are you using the force?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Comment jump. Sorry, MO. I was referring to Dre's question as "the question." lol
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bart stole the cabbage line form my forum post......get you I will.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
That's the question, man. That's why I can't find closure. T-T
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
Doin fine aggster. Although my weekend is shot since I'm at work catching up on crap so I can get the flop on down to see moms for Thanksgiving. You?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
I still have not been told the reason why he left
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, I simply endorsed it. jk The caption actually conveys a different and quite subliminal meaning...mysterious.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Did you just explain your poster caption? LOL!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Dude, in these dark, we must remember one thing...doesn't Yoda's head TOTALLY look like cabbage!? Force choked I will be.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Great, thanks... how are you doing, MO?
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:37 pm
Come back he will. For the farce is strong with that one. mmmmmmmmmmm....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:30 pm
ok......... hahahahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:29 pm
Aaaaaaaand.......NOW!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Starting when?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:24 pm
And exercising his malamutes. LONG LIVE HILARITY!!!!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
We can only hope he exorcizes the demons... so we can get back to exercizing his demons.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
just checked, he was here @8:30 this morning too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:21 pm
He was awesome, But he had good reason for leaving.....let's just let it go guys.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:19 pm
Was he? I thought he just posted that thread...announcing that he could no longer stay here for reasons no one understands. It's a real shame. His posters were great. He was ten times better than the traditional new guy.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
he was on again last night


JELLY FILLED -




Drops -


TAGS: drops fill oceans over time
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:27 pm
Hmm... saying watch the droplets, they add up to something or can also waste (as in money, kindnesses, angry words). Like that. Naaindihan?
MuddySoapfish - October 26, 2014, 6:20 pm
This is over my head !
Thedge - October 25, 2014, 7:04 pm
Enough to make the point.
mizzdizz - October 25, 2014, 6:54 pm
Short-n-sweet Edge!


'cuz -


TAGS: tribute to jesuswept and his new thread father footsteps fill
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2015, 1:16 am
Yes...walking on water was much easier heh. L L L L L


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